Hola, all my fans, followers, and members of the local press. This is your pilot, Charlie Planet again, and GOD DAMN, I LOVE VIRGINS. I swear, there is NOTHING better popping my prick through the un-penetrated walls of some fresh faced teen's sweet pussy. I mean NOTHING! Well, maybe microwaveable mac and cheese, that shit is fucking good, but still not as good as "wetting the Willie in some hymen stew." If you know what I mean. The beauty of the situation is, it's pretty fucking simple to do. I'm not saying I don't have my share of hardships and hang-ups along the way. I mean, I go through bed sheets and toilet paper faster twelve packs around the old apartment, and some of these bitches want to get paid. But, I fearlessly navigate all the trials and tribulations of the cherry popping parade for you, the viewer. So sit back, unzip, and enjoy! I know I did.
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